WHY, JEFFREY?

This is Jeffrey.

Adorable, isn't he?

In 6 years, he's going kill a frog by shoving a firecracker up its ass and lighting it.

It's going to be pretty gruesome.

In 12 years, he's going pin some girl into a corner at recess, and piss all over her face.

He'll think it's hilarious, but the girl will never be able to have a healthy relationship with a man ever again.

A few years later, Jeffrey will give a girl who rejected him a devastating eating disorder.

Why does Jeffrey grow up to be such an asshole? Because he has Mommy issues.

So the next time you get all uppity about "the sanctity of life," think of what an asshole this kid's going to grow up to be.