'Sup, Mein Dudes? I know this doesn't make up for all the evil shit I've done, but it's a start. ... We cool?

Just eat your pie and get the fuck out.

Oh god ... I think somebody shit in this!

... Then fucking Hitler shows up and asks us if we're cool! What the fuck, you know?

I said it was a start!

Shut up, douchebag

My wife Ava had a balloon like this right before she shot herself in the head.

She'll be back.

Dudes, wait! I'm not like that anymore! I swear!

Seriously, I'm not -- Ah, who am I kidding? I suck donkey balls.