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0:01: If you can read Sign Language, you know that I'm not actually translating for this schmuck.
0:08: People often assume that the deaf have no sense of humor, that we're too busy trying to keep up with what everyone is saying.
0:14: But you and I know better, don't we?
0:19: The other day, I stole $150 out this guy's purse. Yeah, that's right, he carries a purse. But that's a different story...
0:26: Anyway, he got all pissy about it and interrogated everyone - everyone except me, because the deaf girl could NEVER steal...
0:31: He ended up firing the kid who does his makeup, which is fine with me considering that the kid talks about me behind my back.
0:37: My point is, don't just assume that: a.) disabled people can't be a-holes, because we totally can, and ...
0:42: ... b.) Don't assume that deaf people can't understand what you say about them behind their backs...
0:47: ... Because we will totally fuck your shit up. Totally.