Would you rather have a large potato down the back or front of your trousers?

I think I just shat myself! Time for my nappy change!

Everyone out of my way! I need to get a birds-eye-view to find my kinder suprise toy!

Mmm, egg and prune juice bake!

HANDS UP IF YOU WANNA SEE ALED NAKED!

I'll need new knicker elastics if I keep blowing holes like this through my pants!

Look at the excitement on our faces...

Don't touch the hair bitch.

Playing guitar with my robotronic hand.

Who da eff is dat guy?

Aaahh, nice bit of man love.

Get your leg off me.. pfft, perve.

Your belly's HOT. Touch my hair.

Wooh, lovin' this keep going guys! I uhh mean.. GET OFF ME!

Gee thanks guys, leave US to carry the sofa. Lazy bastards.